i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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