How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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