It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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