im having a threesome with these popsicles
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
