He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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