You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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