Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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