I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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