Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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