: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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