I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just found puke in my bra..
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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