Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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