so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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