super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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