her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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