dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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