sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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