I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Randomize
