forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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