I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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