I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I fill condoms, not promises.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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