i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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