Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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