so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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