Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's blow job season.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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