I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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