But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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