Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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