Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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