Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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