i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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