you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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