Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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