Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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