You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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