The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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