I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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