PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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