why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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