Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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