she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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