Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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