We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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