I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Edward fifth and chaser hands
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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