Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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