last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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