I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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