it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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