Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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