He is such a slut. More and more my type.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
