I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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