and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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