he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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