Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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