He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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