Don't you send me to vm
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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