Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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